Everybody is an animal lover these days. You either want to protect the street dogs or the cows being slaughtered or even touched. I am an animal lover too. I love all the animals on the planet and, I do think like Vaikkom Mohammed Basheer - every animal has a place here; except pigeons. It's not that I hate pigeons but, yes; I do hate them. There are a number of reasons as to why I dislike our feathered friends from heaven. Firstly, they shit. We all do, but, pigeons take their shit to the next level. Pigeons crap everywhere and there isn't anything you can do to stop them. Their poo has so much of uric acid that anything they defecate on, gets corroded. When engineering miracles take into consideration pigeon poop, you know this shit is real. For example, the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco was built taking into consideration the copious amounts of pigeon poop it is going to be showered upon during its lifetime. Their shit can literally destroy buildings. Pigeons ar...