Pigeons should die!
Everybody is an animal lover these days. You either want to protect the street dogs or the cows being slaughtered or even touched. I am an animal lover too. I love all the animals on the planet and, I do think like Vaikkom Mohammed Basheer - every animal has a place here; except pigeons. It's not that I hate pigeons but, yes; I do hate them. There are a number of reasons as to why I dislike our feathered friends from heaven.
Firstly, they shit. We all do, but, pigeons take their shit to the next level. Pigeons crap everywhere and there isn't anything you can do to stop them. Their poo has so much of uric acid that anything they defecate on, gets corroded. When engineering miracles take into consideration pigeon poop, you know this shit is real. For example, the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco was built taking into consideration the copious amounts of pigeon poop it is going to be showered upon during its lifetime. Their shit can literally destroy buildings.
Pigeons are probably the most annoying creatures there is. They sit in your balcony and start making this weird sound, "Hodor. Hodor. Hodor", and I'm pretty certain they are not asking you to hold the door for them. Even if they are, they aren't invited in for a cup of tea, now, are they?
My biggest problem with pigeons is that they are the symbol of peace. Symbol of peace is actually the dove, but they are the same. Just like how a Nair with more money becomes a Menon, a pigeon with fancy feathers become a dove.
Pigeons will build their nest in your house if you leave it unattended for two days. Every day they'll bring in twigs and leaves from God knows where. If you try and remove their nest, they won't quit. They'll bring in more the next day. One fine day you'll find that these pigeons have laid an egg and the feel-good bundle of joy inside you will go, "Awwww", and let them be. For a month you won't disturb the place thinking, "Let the pigeons raise their young-ling."
Every day you come back to check on them and you see your place getting messier each day and you tolerate it thinking, "It's for the planet." And then one day you'll find that the chick has left the nest. Peace. You'll think you can clean the place now and start doing it. But it's so dirty it will take you two days to clean the place. But after the first day's cleaning, you come in the next day and what do you find. Another bloody egg. This puts a hole in your diplomacy dyke and you say "That's it!" But will the pigeons give up their home? Absolutely not. They'll put up a fight like
How are these bunch of nitwits symbol of peace when it's a war with them every single day?
Pigeons will build their nest in your house if you leave it unattended for two days. Every day they'll bring in twigs and leaves from God knows where. If you try and remove their nest, they won't quit. They'll bring in more the next day. One fine day you'll find that these pigeons have laid an egg and the feel-good bundle of joy inside you will go, "Awwww", and let them be. For a month you won't disturb the place thinking, "Let the pigeons raise their young-ling."
Every day you come back to check on them and you see your place getting messier each day and you tolerate it thinking, "It's for the planet." And then one day you'll find that the chick has left the nest. Peace. You'll think you can clean the place now and start doing it. But it's so dirty it will take you two days to clean the place. But after the first day's cleaning, you come in the next day and what do you find. Another bloody egg. This puts a hole in your diplomacy dyke and you say "That's it!" But will the pigeons give up their home? Absolutely not. They'll put up a fight like
How are these bunch of nitwits symbol of peace when it's a war with them every single day?
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