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Handwritten, with a Parker Calligraphy Pen. This is the elven poem about the rings from Lord Of the rings, in Black Speech of Mordor, using the Tengwar script. It says: Shre nazg golugranu kilmi-nudu Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky Ombi kuzddurbagu gundum-ishi Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nugu gurunkilu bard gurutu Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, Ash Burz-Durbagu burzum-ishi One for the Dark lord on his dark throne Daghburz-ishi makha gulshu darulu In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. Ash nazg durbatulûk One Ring to-rule-them-all Ash nazg gimbatul, One Ring to-find-them, Ash nazg thrakatulûk One Ring to-bring-them-all Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul and in-the-Darkness bind-them Daghburz-ishi makha gulshu darulu In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. The second and third line from the bottom are the ones found on The Ring.

Intro. Mark Gungor, a pastor in Wisconsin, once said women are extreme multitaskers . Men can concentrate only on a single task, finish it and then move to the next one but, a woman can do a hundred things together. I have had first-hand experience with these things as most of my good friends are women. My best friend could be talking to me over the phone, while riding a unicycle on a tightrope, juggling burning torches and doing calculus in her head all at the same time (which actually blows my male chauvinistic mind). Friends, netizens, bloggers, lend me your eyes. I come to bury women ; not to praise them. There is a chance I offend a few people with this blog post, but that's the point anyway. I really hope someone shows this to Anita Sarkeesian so that she can ban this blog for its sexist content. Let's just put the statement out there. Women are terrible drivers. They might multitask but when it comes to driving it's like someone put Digital Fortresses int...

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